February 2012
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fuckyeahmomomomomomomo: My MCAT stuff →
I’m just going to leave this here kids….
fuckyeahmomomomomomomo:
Ok so I dont know how to share 1 GB of files over the internet so this is the way i have done it…
split it into RAR parts
If you have WinRAR, just download all of these files to the same folder and open one of them, then drag and drop the folder to wherever you want to save it. Part 1: …
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Someone explain Dayglow to me
Why would one pay upwards of $30 to go to a rave and get paint splattered on them? Have I become old and crochety? Is this what kids really do for fun these days?
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Every episode of Law and Order SVU is essentially...
But every time I watch, I’m just like
And then Ice-T and Richard Belzer come on, and I’m like
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Hello to all my new followers
Hope ya’ll enjoy putting up with my shennanigans.
Feel free to ask questions! I love hearing from you guys.
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Celine Dion's"Power of Love"
Is a great description of my relationship with my organic book.
Google the lyrics and tell me I’m wrong.
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wayfaringmd recommended me on tumblr
BUT I’M NOT WORTHY. People are going to roll on down to my blog under the false impression that I’m cool.
*whispers* except I’m not
*cries*
Pretty sure I'm the only person on the 4th floor...
This is amazing.
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In other news
Why do people air out their dirty laundry on their Facebook statuses?
I saw one this morning with a girl exclaiming she was heartbroken and the (presumably) now ex-boyfriend on his status saying how sorry he was that he hurt her and all this other tomfoolery.
Really people? Is this what you’re doing with your lives?
Foolishness.
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Achievements unlocked for Friday, February 24
Saw my Big Brothers/Sisters little today
Finished and folded all my laundry
Gassed up John Ralphio
Tried to get my eyebrows done. I swung by the salon but my aesthetician, Anna, was booked solid for the day. I’ll give myself points because I tried. Better luck tomorrow. I go every other week, so I still have some time before I have caterpillars above my eyes.
Finished that orgo lab...
If They’re Not Husband Or Wifey Material, They’re... →
This pretty much sums up how I feel about dating.
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I'm in a relationship
With my school work.
My Big Brothers/Sisters little was shocked to hear...
“What? You’re not naturally that pretty?”
Omg. This child is precious.
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People need to stop doing stupid things
Why do people make sex tapes? Why do people send naked pictures of themselves via cellphone to others? Why do people put questionable pictures of themselves up on Facebook? Why do people send sexually suggestive tweets when they’re politicians? (Yeah, I’m looking at you Congressman Weiner).
People, I’m not going to feel an ounce of sympathy for you when your you know what hits...
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“A long car ride with Chris Brown and Rhianna.”
– Kid Fury’s description of what a woman’s period feels like
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“Open relationships are strictly for hos and the motherfuckers who keep them.”
– Kid Fury
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Current emotions over Grey's Anatomy
I need Christina and Owen to work. I NEED IT.
Teddy is being a real B.
Adele with Alzheimers is killing me
Lexi and Mark…PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER
Avery…don’t cry over Lexi. I will love you. I will love you LONG TIME
Oh Alex…peds has made you soft.
April….no one cares about April.
Derek is the most precious over protective white daddy of a black baby ever, but...
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“Do yo babeh’s HAIR.”
– Bailey on how ratchet Zola’s hair looked
Why am I starving and watching delicious seafood...
MASOCHISM.
I want seafood
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Things I wanted to say to the redneck trick in the...
You deserved the side eye I gave you. Homegirl, you did.
Don’t like at me like I’m wrong
Keep acting foolish and see if I don’t whoop your ass IN THIS CARDIGAN. You want to get your ass beat by someone in a Tommy cardigan? That’s just embarrassing. Really.
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I feel like I should stop using my period as an...
I’m going to eat $40 of sushi this week BECAUSE I’M ON MY PERIOD
I’m going to eat 2 huge ass cinnamon rolls from Cinnabon (that’s 1,460 calories people) BECAUSE I’M SLOUGHING MY UTERINE LINING
I’m going to lay in bed all day and not give any fucks BECAUSE I’M BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA
I’m just going to be a fire breathing moody ass bitchy harpy...